Irrefutable statistical proof that bovine TB is caused by UKIP support and not badgers

Posted: January 21, 2014 by rainbowwarriorlizzie in Uncategorized

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

Here is a graph showing general election voting intention for UKIP compared with the actual number of cattle in the UK slaughtered for suspected TB infection over the last decade:

UKIP vs bovine TB
These figures clearly show there is a direct correlation between the growth of UKIP support in the UK and incidences of bovine TB across the country.

The culling of badgers should be halted immediately and a nationwide campaign of vaccination to prevent the spread of UKIP infection among voters should be put into action as soon as possible.

Research has shown that this is a much more humane and effective method of eradicating the scourge of UKIP rather than just a mass culling of the party’s supporters.

STOP THE CULL! Vaccinate against UKIP infection NOW!

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Related articles by Tom Pride:

Nigel Farage expels entire UKIP membership for bringing party into disrepute

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