The 7 Deadly Sins according to Boris Johnson

Posted: December 3, 2013 by rainbowwarriorlizzie in Uncategorized

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

The Seven Cardinal Sins as interpreted by Boris Johnson:

  • Lust  — an effective motivator for ensuring men don’t spend too much time playing video games or golf. Also provides long-term economic security to florists, chocolate manufacturers and the international diamond industry.
  • Gluttony — a key attribute essential in society for ensuring top job creators in charge of large food and drink manufacturers are able to regularly upgrade their personal ocean-going luxury yachts.
  • Greed — a powerful motivator for success in the crucial financial services industry which encourages executives to create profitable economic meltdowns and lucrative recessions.
  • Sloth  — an essential characteristic in any society wishing to stimulate its economy by developing an all-important television reality show sector.
  • Wrath — indispensable feelings of hatred, revenge, intolerance and punitive scapegoating without which a successful tabloid newspaper industry would not be able to function.
  • Pride  — An essential desire to make oneself more like…

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