‘Mini-brains’ grown by scientists in lab give valuable insight into BNP voters

Posted: September 7, 2013 by rainbowwarriorlizzie in Uncategorized

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Scientists have grown a miniature “human brain” the size of a pea, in a feat they hope will transform the study of neurological disorders such as those commonly found affecting BNP and EDL supporters.

The structures have reached the same level of development as that of a nine-week-old foetus and are incapable of thought – which makes them ideal for studying the thought processes of far-right and racist voters.

The team from the Austrian Academy of Sciences have already used the technique to study certain developmental defects such as Nigel Farage, and say they hope to be able to use it to research and find a cure for more serious disorders such as Michael Gove and Iain Duncan Smith.

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